Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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