Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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