you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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