Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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