yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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