im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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