I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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