You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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