this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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