I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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