I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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