A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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