Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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