so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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