We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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