i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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