Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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