help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My pussy is not your playground.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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