i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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