He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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