whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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