it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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