All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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