Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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