u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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