She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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