its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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