I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Randomize
