maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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