happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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