David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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