it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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