Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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