My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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