But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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