i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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