doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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