I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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