i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
