big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
you never un-have a 4some
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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