Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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