Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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