its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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