Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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