How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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