True but thats because hes a fetus.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
where does the pee come out of this thing
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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