College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
She announced her abortion via fbk
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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