how can u be prego again
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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