Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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