these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm at about main and main street
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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